i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
-Sony announces they’re going back to the PS3 for a year
-Nintendo reveals they were the REAL villain the whole time and openly insults the audience for being so naive
-Microsoft just flat out doesn’t even show up at all
-EA breaks world record for most middle aged white guys in open suits with graphic tees under the coat in one room
-Ubisoft does some kind of weird ultra graphic erotic exhibitionist show, doesn’t talk about video games